Now that I have found true love, I am ready to turn from my philandering ways and live a life more mundane. The years I have spent cultivating the skill of romantic persuasion have served me well, but the time has come to lay them to rest. I will no longer be needing them. So it is to you, dear brethren, that I offer my service; the trade secrets of an enterprise that no longer suits me. So it is with great reverence that I offer you this. The sacred art of game. Before you can receive training, you must ready yourself for 48 hours. Do not masturbate. For the next 2 days, imagine that every woman you encounter has a penis and cannot offer you sexual stimulation. When you master this frame of mind, you will be ready to begin.
